13 things I learned from the 2010 Olympics

1. Billy Shats likes to fuck in a canoe.
2. No one is allowed to ski unless they are drop dead gorgeous.
3. Matt Lauer is a repressed metrosexual that simply tries too hard.
4. On the other hand, Bob Costas is the shiz-nit.
5. Russia still gets pissed off way too easily.
6. Mike doesn’t shake THAT much. Yet.
7. Even a bobsled can have a cool name.
8. There is so much more to Canada than ice and alcohol.
9. Newfoundlanders save lives.
10. Apparently, Olympic athletes eat a lot of McDonalds
    
11. Utopia for Whitey is spelled V-A-N-C-O-U-V-E-R.
12. Speaking of bobsledding, apparently fat people can win too.
13. It's 2010 and I still have '88's theme music "Can't You Feel It" stuck in my head.