Useless Office Policies

There are many ways to run an office. All of them are USELESS. Here are some Useless Policies:

 

1. Office Pope Election

2. All hands on Phil Protocol.

3. Handbook B: Skippy's Revenge.

4. Casual Home Saturday

5. Lottery Layoffs.

6. Mass Mail Threats.

7. No Number 5 Use Policy

8. Live Sharpie Forehead Caption Contest.

9. Stairwell Jumping.

10. Bring Your Horse to Work Day.

11. Birthday? Butt Day!

12. Allowz-a-Rape Icebreaker (Daily)

13. Bathroom Downtime Outages.

14. Company Family Lynching.

15. Avoid Darryl.

16. Copy Everything Over Week.

17. Temps Go To jail First.

18. White Girl Blues Kareoke Night.

19. Hate It? Flush It!

 

Implemented... stat.

Totally Useless Movie Plot Holes

1. In Schindler's List there is a scence of Germans eating dinner. Uh, yeah, like that happened.

2. The term defication is used 118 times in Driving Miss Daisy. People of that era used the polite euphamism 'Conking Brown Courts' to describe their bowel movements, not defication.

3. Titanic was shot in the wrong ocean and you can totally tell when they're drowning and it's all Pacific for miles.

4. In Saving Private Ryan there's a scene where Private Ryan is eating a Big Mac and telling everyone to buy Bic Macs and eat them. That's not saving him.

5. In Vanity od the Bonfiers, Willem Defoe is not in any scene at all. Come on. Seriously?

6. In Michael Moore's I Fuck Homeless Men for Pennies, half of the men live in a house.

7. In Sweeney Todd people are murdered. It's totally sick, you should rent it.

8. While filming Beat Street Hip Hop mogul Roger Starback threw 22 touchdowns to only 8 interceptions in the regular season.