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11 Useless Things To Say To Your Kids

Every parent makes mistakes. That's why only non-parents like me, who are mistake free, should give parenting advice. First off, don't bother talking to your kids. It never helps anything. If you HAVE to say anything to them, make it as useless as possible. Like these:

 

1. I'll kill you in front of all these people.

 

2. Santa's not coming this year. Daddy is.

 

3. Oh. Cry, little baby, cryyyyy!

 

4. Wanna go watch the dock get smaller?

 

5. Everybody dies. Usually at night in a fire. WOOSH!

 

6. There's a monster under your bed? I'll tell you where the real monsters are.... the unemployemnet office, where Daddy goes to beg for his manhood every Thursday. Fucking liberal moneyhoarding CUNTS!

 

7. Does your face hurt? No? *slap* Now?

 

8. See, mommy tricked us both. That's why I killed her.

 

9. I burried all your toys in the back yard. I think I can hear one or two still screaming for help.

 

10. A boo boo... Really? A boo boo? Look at this boo boo daddy got in the WAR you hippie!

 

11. Now, we're right down the hall if you get scared. But we really don't want to help you if you do, because you're adopted.